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facts-i-just-made-up:

"Reblog" spelled backwards is GOLBEZ!

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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innocentwaif:

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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ohitsjustkim:

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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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